Funny & Unusual & Creepy Gifts and Stuff

These glowing utensils aren’t just for picking up edamame—they’re your ticket to declaring yourself the Jedi Master of noodle battles. Imagine your ramen bowl as the Death Star, and your Star Wars chop sticks as the only weapon capable of defeating its saucy rebellion.

Every day is lightsaber chopsticks day when your stir-fry becomes an epic showdown between the Light Side (blue LED) and Dark Side (red LED). These Star Wars chop sticks don’t just slice through spring rolls; they slice through awkward dinner silences. Pro tip: Challenge your Sith-loving cousin to a dumpling duel. Winner gets the last piece of “Wookiee cookie” dessert. Spoiler: The chopsticks always win

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for

but these lightsaber chopsticks? Oh, they’re exactly what your inner Jedi craves. Perfect for pretending your teriyaki chicken is a rogue TIE Fighter—or for hiding the fact you still can’t use regular chopsticks. With Star Wars chop sticks, even dropping a piece of sashimi feels like a dramatic plot twist. Just don’t blame us when your cat mistakes them for a very fancy laser pointer

Valentine’s Card Message 1:

Roses are red, violets are blue, and my love for you is as eternal as the mystery of where all my socks disappear to. Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who’s mastered the art of pretending not to notice when I “accidentally” eat the last slice of pizza. Let’s celebrate with a romantic evening of arguing over who forgot to buy toilet paper—again.

Valentine’s Card Message 2:

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the WiFi to my streaming, and the only human I’d pause my Netflix binge for. Thanks for being my partner in crime (and for not judging my secret snack stash). This Valentine’s card is legally binding, so prepare for a lifetime of bad puns and shared fries.

Meet your bathroom’s new lifeguard: the Zombie Rubber Duck! This undead bath toy doesn’t just float—it lurks. Found it perched on the toilet edge, staring judgmentally at your shower singing. Perfect for kids who think “splish-splash” should come with a side of fake blood and dramatic groans.

Bath Toy or Horror Movie Prop?

Who knew bath time could double as a zombie apocalypse drill? This duck’s idea of “clean fun” involves floating upside-down, one googly eye missing, and leaving tiny rubber brain-shaped confetti everywhere. Parents, hide your shampoo—kids will demand “just five more minutes” in the tub. (Warning: May inspire dramatic reenactments of Duckpocalypse Now.)

Kids Gift? More Like Parental Payback

Looking for a gift that says, “I care… but also enjoy chaos”? This undead bath toy is your guy.

Flush Your Love Down the Drain… Literally!

Looking for a Valentine’s gift that’s actually unforgettable? Meet the Maad Romantic Novelty Toilet Paper—the only roll that lets your sweetheart wipe away tears of laughter instead of tears of disappointment. Perfect for couples who’ve mastered the art of bathroom humor, this TP is printed with cheeky romantic messages (because nothing says “I love you” like a punny declaration mid-flush).

Why Roses When You Can Have… Toilet Paper?

Each sheet of this hilarious Valentine’s gag gift is a reminder that love isn’t always glamorous… but it is always ridiculous. Imagine your partner’s face when they unroll a heartfelt “You’re the 💩 to my 💖” while… uh, handling business. It’s the perfect blend of romance and absurdity, wrapped in 3-ply practicality.

Order Now Before Love Goes Down the Toilet!

With Valentine’s Day creeping up faster than a surprise plumbing bill, this toilet paper is your emergency romance lifeline. Whether it’s for your soulmate, your “it’s complicated” situationship, or your own bathroom (no judgment), this gag gift is a guaranteed conversation starter. And hey, if they don’t laugh? Well, at least you’ve got backup TP for the next breakup. Tissues not included

Forget boring jewelry—this ring box literally farts when you open it. Yep, you read that right. The Moon Ring is the prank gift of dreams (or nightmares, depending on who you ask). Pop it open, and a cheeky little butt blasts a BRRRRT so loud, your dog will file a noise complaint. Perfect for trolling your sibling, pranking your boss, or “accidentally” proposing to your cat. Who needs diamonds when you can have chaos?

Handmade by two prank geniuses (shoutout to Eddie & Alison), this tiny menace comes with interchangeable fart batteries and a fancy case to keep the jokes rolling. It’s been on The Bachelorette, so you know it’s ~romantic~. Use it to spice up weddings, holidays, or that awkward family dinner. Vanilla-scented farts? Festive Santa butts? This thing’s weirder than your Uncle Greg’s conspiracy theories.

Because nothing says “I love you” like a fart prank in a ring box.

Valentine’s Day is here, and your Gothic queen deserves more than basic teddy bears and glitter hearts.

Surprise her with the Anatomical Human Heart Vase—a literal heartthrob that’s perfect for holding dead roses (or her ex’s soul, if she’s feeling spicy). This gloriously creepy decor piece screams, “I love you to death,” in a way only a Gothic goddess would appreciate. Bonus: It doubles as a conversation starter when her witchy coven comes over for tarot night.

Who needs Cupid when you can gift a vase shaped like a dissected heart?

This macabre masterpiece is the ultimate Valentine’s flex for the girl who dyes her hair black on purpose and owns 17 different chokers. Fill it with dried flowers, vampire-friendly garlic (just kidding, she’d hate that), or spare coffin nails—it’s her dark paradise. Pro tip: Pair it with a bottle of black nail polish for a “you’re my type… O-negative” vibe.

Still debating? Let’s be real:

She’d rather display a pulsating organ on her shelf than another boring candle. The Anatomical Heart Vase is Goth GF-approved, eerily romantic, and guaranteed to make her smirk (which is basically her version of a standing ovation). Skip the clichés—embrace the weird, the wicked, and the wonderfully weird. 💀🖤

Who needs boring slippers when you can stomp around in lobster claws? These ridiculous/brilliant Lobster Slippers are here to turn your couch-potato days into a full-blown crustacean celebration. Shower? Pool? Midnight snack raid? These waterproof bad boys stick to your feet like a lobster to a trap (but way comfier). The pincers? 100% non-functional, 100% hilarious.

Birthday gift for a lobster fanatic? Solved. Holiday present for your quirky aunt? Nailed it.

Let’s be real—most gifts sink faster than a lobster pot in a storm. But these slippers? Slap a bow on ’em, and watch your favorite human morph into a giggling, claw-flapping mess. Bonus: They come in sizes for kids, adults, and that one cousin who still dresses like a Disney character. Family beach photos just got way weirder (you’re welcome).

Walk normal? Hard pass.

Slip these on, and suddenly, grocery shopping feels like leading a crustacean parade. Hosting Zoom calls? Your coworkers will demand to know why they’re not wearing lobster feet. 🦞

P.S. Link’s from the user—we didn’t fact-check it, but we’re 98% sure lobsters approve. 🦀🎁✨