We’ve all been there. It’s 6:00 PM. You are hungry. Your partner is hungry. You stare into the abyss of the refrigerator, hoping a gourmet meal will materialize. It doesn’t.
Then, the dreaded question is asked: “What do you want for dinner?”
“I don’t know, I’m fine with anything. No, not tacos. No, we had pasta yesterday. No, I don’t feel like burgers.”
Sound familiar? If you are tired of this nightly negotiation hostage crisis, I have found the solution. Enter the Food Decision Dice. It’s not just a die; it’s a legal binding contract made of stainless steel.
Why You Need This Dinner Decision Dice
This little gadget takes the responsibility off your shoulders. You don’t need to be creative anymore. You just need gravity. Here is why this is better than your current strategy of staring at Yelp for 45 minutes:
Forget Complicated Dinner Ideas
Brainstorming new dinner ideas every single night is exhausting. Let the dice tell you to order Pizza. The dice is wise. The dice knows you want cheese.
The Ultimate Meal Prep Hack
People say you need discipline for meal prep ideas. I say you just need to roll a die on Sunday night. “Looks like we are eating Sushi for five days straight.” That counts as prep, right?
It Works for Everything (Not Just Dinner)
Are you working from home and stuck in a rut with your lunch ideas? Roll the dice. If it lands on “Chinese,” guess who is having leftovers or ordering takeout? You are. No more sad desk salads.
It even revolutionizes family dinner ideas. When the kids start complaining, “I don’t waaaant chicken,” you can simply point to the metal cube. “I’m sorry, Timmy. The dinner decision dice has spoken. The metal cube demands tacos. We must obey the cube.”
The Specs
✓ Solid Stainless Steel (Indestructible)
✓ 6 Options (Pizza, Burger, Sushi, etc.)
✓ Cheaper than couples therapy
Perfect Stocking Stuffer
Final Thoughts
Stop searching Pinterest for meal prep ideas that you are never actually going to cook. Stop arguing with your significant other about where to eat.
Buy the food decision dice. Let fate decide your calories.