Weâve all experienced the childhood tragedy. You tear open a shiny new toy on Christmas morning, flip it over, and read the dreaded fine print: Batteries Not Included. Itâs a heartbreak like no other.
But what if we flipped the script? What if, for once, the batteries were included⊠but the gift wasnât?
Meet the âGift Not Includedâ Pack
This is arguably the most self-aware gag gift ever conceived. Itâs minimalist, itâs sarcastic, and unlike that singing fish you bought last year, people actually need AA batteries.
Real, working AA Batteries
Professional âRetailâ Packaging
Instant Prank Status
Why It Wins Every Gift Exchange
Searching for White Elephant gift ideas usually leads to junk that ends up in the trash. Here is why this funny battery gift is different:
The White Elephant King
The rules are simple: bring something people will fight over. This hits the sweet spot between confusion and utility.
Secret Santa MVP
Nothing says âI know nothing about you, coworker from accountingâ quite like a pack of batteries.
April Fools Ready
Wrap it in a huge box with weights. Watch the hope drain from their eyes. Itâs the perfect long-con.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a good gift for someone who has everything?
Absolutely. It acknowledges that they already have âthe giftâ (whatever it is) and simply provides the power for it. Itâs a meta-joke that works perfectly for minimalists.
Are the batteries actually usable?
Yes! Thatâs the best part. Unlike other gag gifts that are plastic waste, these are real, functioning AA batteries that they can actually use for their remote, mouse, or controller.