Why This Plush Poop Toy Is the Pinnacle of Pet (and Human) Entertainment 💩
Meet the plush poop toy that’s taking both dog parks and questionable gift exchanges by storm. Shaped like a suspiciously cheerful turd, this squishy companion hides a hilarious secret: press it, and it unleashes a symphony of fart noises. Your dog will either proudly parade it around like a trophy or side-eye you for buying literal crap.
Who knew farting poop could bridge the gap between species? This toy’s obnoxious sound effects will have your pup tilting their head in confusion while you laugh like a 7-year-old who just discovered whoopee cushions. Bonus: it’s a guaranteed conversation starter. Classy? No. Memorable? Absolutely.
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Dogs adore its floppy design, humans adore its prank potential, and your grandma will adore… well, actually, hide it before she visits.
Between Fido’s aggressive cuddles and your sudden urge to “accidentally” fart during Zoom meetings, this plush poop’s social calendar is busier than yours.