Fore Your Throne Just Got a Upgrade ⛳🚽
Tired of boring bathroom breaks? Meet your new Potty Putter – the toilet time companion that turns your porcelain palace into a mini golf paradise. Finally, an excuse to yell “Hole in one!” while sitting on your literal hole-in-one throne.
From Mini Golf to Mini Flush ⛳💦
Why settle for awkward bathroom magazines when you could practice your short game mid-stream? This mini golf masterpiece lets you:
- Avoid small talk at parties
- Train for the PGA (Porcelain Golf Association)
- Finally understand why Dad hugged the toilet during the ’96 Masters.
Putt Your Way to Glory 🏆🚻
Pro tip: Host a toilet time tournament and award the winner with extra TP. Just remember – if the ball goes in the bowl, that’s a water hazard AND your dog’s new favorite toy.
Who knew mini golf could make “going number two” feel like scoring a hole-in-one?