Valentine’s Card Message 1:
Roses are red, violets are blue, and my love for you is as eternal as the mystery of where all my socks disappear to. Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who’s mastered the art of pretending not to notice when I “accidentally” eat the last slice of pizza. Let’s celebrate with a romantic evening of arguing over who forgot to buy toilet paper—again.
Valentine’s Card Message 2:
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the WiFi to my streaming, and the only human I’d pause my Netflix binge for. Thanks for being my partner in crime (and for not judging my secret snack stash). This Valentine’s card is legally binding, so prepare for a lifetime of bad puns and shared fries.
(I love those dinosaurs!)