Intro — Why this is the Ultimate Fart Spray (and Worst-Smelling Fart Spray)
If you’ve ever wanted to be the villain of a dinner party for 30 glorious seconds — or you simply need a gag gift that guarantees a story for the ages — Wet Farts is engineered to do one thing: make people sprint. This glorious bottle of chaos is the ultimate fart spray, the finest assspray ever concocted, and undeniably powerful stink spray. It produces the most perfectly obnoxious wet sounding farts you’ve ever wished upon your friends. Some even call it the worst smelling fart spray to ever hit the prank market — a proud honor. Whether you’re searching for fart spray for sale to start your prank career, looking to gift a classy bottle of fart spray cologne, or planning a prank while wearing fart spray in costume, this liquid assfart spray is your new best weapon.
How to deploy (a.k.a. Tactical Pranking 101)
- Location matters: small indoor spaces maximize effect. Conference rooms, elevators, or a crowded party? Perfect.
- Spritz technique: one or two discreet pumps near a chair or trash can. Don’t be the amateur who sprays in the open — coy is funnier.
- Costume bonus: wear a butler or a cologne‑salesman costume and offer a spritz of your “new scent.” (Fart spray cologne, anyone?)
- Exit strategy: have fresh air or a sympathetic accomplice ready — you’ll be forgiven faster if someone else opens the window.
Reader‑Submitted Hilarious (and horrifying) Reviews
“Stinkiest prank ever! I sprayed it and 50 people ran out — best $10 I ever spent.”
FAQ — Farty Questions Answered
What is the worst smelling fart spray?
This one. Absolutely this one.
Can I use fart spray in costume?
Yes — bonus comedy points.
Is fart spray cologne a real thing?
If you spray it like cologne… yes. Technically.
“Smells like human defecation. Would not recommend drinking it though.”
“Never have I smelled anything as putrid as this!! Worth every penny.”
“Used it at a party and it cleared the room. People were yelling ‘who pooped??’ — 10/10.”
Key Phrases You Can Shout When Handing It to Someone
”Want to try my new cologne?” — fart spray cologne
“This is for the haunted costume” — fart spray in costume
Is it the worst‑smelling fart spray?
Many reviewers argue it’s up there with the worst smelling prank sprays — a proud title. If you want subtlety, seek other products. If you want chaos, you want Wet Farts.
Final Notes & Warnings
- Non‑toxic but merciless. Use responsibly — and not in elevators with elderly people or anxious pets.
- It’s sold online widely (Amazon, Walmart, novelty stores). If you’re searching for “fart spray for sale” or “assspray” you won’t have trouble finding it.
Grab Your Fart Spray Now
Whether you’re looking for fart spray in costume, a gag gift that doubles as fart spray cologne, or simply want to own the most chaotic liquid assfart spray ever bottled — this glorious assspray is available right now.
Click below to unleash the power of devastatingly wet sounding farts — the most legendary stink spray ever engineered: