Funny & Unusual & Creepy Gifts and Stuff

Why This Plush Poop Toy Is the Pinnacle of Pet (and Human) Entertainment 💩

Meet the plush poop toy that’s taking both dog parks and questionable gift exchanges by storm. Shaped like a suspiciously cheerful turd, this squishy companion hides a hilarious secret: press it, and it unleashes a symphony of fart noises. Your dog will either proudly parade it around like a trophy or side-eye you for buying literal crap.

Who knew farting poop could bridge the gap between species? This toy’s obnoxious sound effects will have your pup tilting their head in confusion while you laugh like a 7-year-old who just discovered whoopee cushions. Bonus: it’s a guaranteed conversation starter. Classy? No. Memorable? Absolutely.

No idea for kids gift? 🚻

Dogs adore its floppy design, humans adore its prank potential, and your grandma will adore… well, actually, hide it before she visits.

Winter time is here, and so is my sudden urge to pillage the fridge wearing this Viking Beanie Horn Hat. Pro tip: combine with a “strategically” unkempt cereal-crumb beard for maximum “I-accidentally-time-traveled-from-Valhalla” vibes. Warning: may cause sudden urges to shout “SKÖL” at snowmen and confuse your local barista.

Who needs regular winter hats when you can have built-in horns that double as:

1. scarf holders
2. recognition sign
3. excuses for why you’re late (“A draugr blocked my car”).

Bonus: Comes pre-stained with imaginary mead spills to match your authentic Viking beard (or in my case, leftover pizza sauce).

Immunity to your partner’s eye-rolls when you wear it to Thanksgiving. But hey – at least your ears will be toasty while you argue about Viking ancestry at family dinner! �⚔️

Fore Your Throne Just Got a Upgrade ⛳🚽

Tired of boring bathroom breaks? Meet your new Potty Putter – the toilet time companion that turns your porcelain palace into a mini golf paradise. Finally, an excuse to yell “Hole in one!” while sitting on your literal hole-in-one throne.

From Mini Golf to Mini Flush ⛳💦

Why settle for awkward bathroom magazines when you could practice your short game mid-stream? This mini golf masterpiece lets you:

1. Avoid small talk at parties
2. Train for the PGA (Porcelain Golf Association)
3. Finally understand why Dad hugged the toilet during the ’96 Masters.

Putt Your Way to Glory 🏆🚻

Pro tip: Host a toilet time tournament and award the winner with extra TP. Just remember – if the ball goes in the bowl, that’s a water hazard AND your dog’s new favorite toy.

Female Urination Device? Imagine their face when they unwrap a gadget on valentines day that screams, “I support your bladder’s freedom!” Perfect for camping trips, questionable porta-potties, or covert missions during rom-com marathons. Cupid’s arrow? More like Cupid’s funnel

Date Night, Upgraded 🚽✨

Valentine’s plans got you stressed? Skip the overpriced wine and lean into practicality. With this Women Pee-friendly gadget, you can both laugh your way through outdoor adventures without the awkward squat-and-pray routine.

A Love Letter to Hygiene (and Silicone) 💌

Nothing says “I care” like a gift that’s washable, and fits in a clutch. This silicone wonder isn’t just a Female Urination Device—it’s a relationship saver.

When Timmy scraped his knee, his mom handed him a box of bacon bandages. “But I don’t like bandaids!” he whined. Then he saw the bacon strips design. Suddenly, he demanded five—one for every imaginary wound. Now the dog’s suspiciously licking his leg. Breakfast and a medical miracle?

Karen brought bacon bandages to work “for emergencies.” When Dave got a papercut, she slapped one on him. Now the office smells like a diner, Dave’s typing with a meat-themed pinky, and HR’s questioning if bacon strips count as a workplace distraction. Spoiler: Yes. Yes, they do.

I tried to impress my date by cooking bacon shirtless. Bad idea. After a grease splatter, I panicked and covered the burn with bacon bandages. She laughed so hard she snorted. Now we’re married. Moral: Bacon strips heal all wounds… and maybe win hearts.

These glowing utensils aren’t just for picking up edamame—they’re your ticket to declaring yourself the Jedi Master of noodle battles. Imagine your ramen bowl as the Death Star, and your Star Wars chop sticks as the only weapon capable of defeating its saucy rebellion.

Every day is lightsaber chopsticks day when your stir-fry becomes an epic showdown between the Light Side (blue LED) and Dark Side (red LED). These Star Wars chop sticks don’t just slice through spring rolls; they slice through awkward dinner silences. Pro tip: Challenge your Sith-loving cousin to a dumpling duel. Winner gets the last piece of “Wookiee cookie” dessert. Spoiler: The chopsticks always win

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for

but these lightsaber chopsticks? Oh, they’re exactly what your inner Jedi craves. Perfect for pretending your teriyaki chicken is a rogue TIE Fighter—or for hiding the fact you still can’t use regular chopsticks. With Star Wars chop sticks, even dropping a piece of sashimi feels like a dramatic plot twist. Just don’t blame us when your cat mistakes them for a very fancy laser pointer

Valentine’s Card Message 1:

Roses are red, violets are blue, and my love for you is as eternal as the mystery of where all my socks disappear to. Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who’s mastered the art of pretending not to notice when I “accidentally” eat the last slice of pizza. Let’s celebrate with a romantic evening of arguing over who forgot to buy toilet paper—again.

Valentine’s Card Message 2:

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the WiFi to my streaming, and the only human I’d pause my Netflix binge for. Thanks for being my partner in crime (and for not judging my secret snack stash). This Valentine’s card is legally binding, so prepare for a lifetime of bad puns and shared fries.

Meet your bathroom’s new lifeguard: the Zombie Rubber Duck! This undead bath toy doesn’t just float—it lurks. Found it perched on the toilet edge, staring judgmentally at your shower singing. Perfect for kids who think “splish-splash” should come with a side of fake blood and dramatic groans.

Bath Toy or Horror Movie Prop?

Who knew bath time could double as a zombie apocalypse drill? This duck’s idea of “clean fun” involves floating upside-down, one googly eye missing, and leaving tiny rubber brain-shaped confetti everywhere. Parents, hide your shampoo—kids will demand “just five more minutes” in the tub. (Warning: May inspire dramatic reenactments of Duckpocalypse Now.)

Kids Gift? More Like Parental Payback

Looking for a gift that says, “I care… but also enjoy chaos”? This undead bath toy is your guy.

Flush Your Love Down the Drain… Literally!

Looking for a Valentine’s gift that’s actually unforgettable? Meet the Maad Romantic Novelty Toilet Paper—the only roll that lets your sweetheart wipe away tears of laughter instead of tears of disappointment. Perfect for couples who’ve mastered the art of bathroom humor, this TP is printed with cheeky romantic messages (because nothing says “I love you” like a punny declaration mid-flush).

Why Roses When You Can Have… Toilet Paper?

Each sheet of this hilarious Valentine’s gag gift is a reminder that love isn’t always glamorous… but it is always ridiculous. Imagine your partner’s face when they unroll a heartfelt “You’re the 💩 to my 💖” while… uh, handling business. It’s the perfect blend of romance and absurdity, wrapped in 3-ply practicality.

Order Now Before Love Goes Down the Toilet!

With Valentine’s Day creeping up faster than a surprise plumbing bill, this toilet paper is your emergency romance lifeline. Whether it’s for your soulmate, your “it’s complicated” situationship, or your own bathroom (no judgment), this gag gift is a guaranteed conversation starter. And hey, if they don’t laugh? Well, at least you’ve got backup TP for the next breakup. Tissues not included

Forget boring jewelry—this ring box literally farts when you open it. Yep, you read that right. The Moon Ring is the prank gift of dreams (or nightmares, depending on who you ask). Pop it open, and a cheeky little butt blasts a BRRRRT so loud, your dog will file a noise complaint. Perfect for trolling your sibling, pranking your boss, or “accidentally” proposing to your cat. Who needs diamonds when you can have chaos?

Handmade by two prank geniuses (shoutout to Eddie & Alison), this tiny menace comes with interchangeable fart batteries and a fancy case to keep the jokes rolling. It’s been on The Bachelorette, so you know it’s ~romantic~. Use it to spice up weddings, holidays, or that awkward family dinner. Vanilla-scented farts? Festive Santa butts? This thing’s weirder than your Uncle Greg’s conspiracy theories.

Because nothing says “I love you” like a fart prank in a ring box.